Florida Man, Dead for Years, Voted in US Presidential Election
A Florida journalist who died tragically in Miami in 2012 during what was dubbed "a strip club pole-dancing accident involving a D-list female celebrity," has informed the White House he is willing to...
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In a last-ditch effort to save his failing Presidency, Donald Trump will undergo emergency penis enlargement therapy next week at Bethesda Naval Hospital."The President has come to the realization that...
View ArticleFlorida Man, Dead for Years, Voted in US Presidential Election
A Florida journalist who died tragically in Miami in 2012 during what was dubbed "a strip club pole-dancing accident involving a D-list female celebrity," has informed the White House he is willing to...
View ArticlePresident Trump to Receive Emergency Penis Enlargement Therapy
In a last-ditch effort to save his failing Presidency, Donald Trump will undergo emergency penis enlargement therapy next week at Bethesda Naval Hospital."The President has come to the realization that...
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